I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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